Anglophone champs returning to the Worlds…at home

Kangaroo pic

Australia has secured the Footbike World Championships for 2016.

That is, the English-speakers with the best results of any footbiking World Championships, the Australians, are hosting the Worlds in 2016:

We can’t promise to protect you completely from Drop Bears, but we can strap ‘shoo Roo’ devices to your shoes so you’re not attacked by Kangaroos while riding, steer you clear of Great White Shark and Salt Water Crocodile infested waters, and stomp on the ground before the races to scare off the highly venomous snakes and spiders that lurk in our great land.

Strewth!

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